WHOOPS FALSE ADVERTISING. No muppet spin-offs to be seen here.

Instead, get a fantabulous talkin' plush of your favorite Mass Effect character! Get 'em now, before that hulking mass of fat also known as a "Greasy Fanboy Jerkface" snatches 'em all and sells his extras on the internetz for outrageous prices!

_{Inter-species romance not included.}

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Idea hit me in my mental 'nads from this wonderful thread.

Go ahead, post your own little quotes for these guys. :3 Think up some other quotes for later characters that I'll draw, too. ;3 I'm horrible at these one-liners.

Forgot to add this before, I wanted to thank all you guys that left me such SUPERFANTASTIC comments on my fanart! I was going to go back and reply... but then I'd be a week and a half late. ;-;

_{A-Aimo commented me...?!?!? D8 -dies-}

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FUTURE PLANS:

Anyways, this is just the beginning of a horrid line of Mass Effect plushies. D8 Including Tickle Me Saren! And My Little Elcor! And other various disturbing spinoffs. Twelve in all! ... I think. o__o;;

But seriously, the next ME-ppets installment miiiight be quite awhile away. I'm still working on my kiriban comic for as well as working on a LOTR comic collab with (Check 'im out! Give 'im love! Look! He's really that good.)

... Well, posted this plush thing - I thought the rest of you guys deserve something in the meantime.

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WEIRD THOUGHTS: If it offends, my age is probably showing. :/

"WHUT? YOU MAKE NO SENSE, JACK!" I know, I know! ;-;

Anyhoo, I want the Geth plush. ~

Garrus... came out strange. D8 Wanted him to be plushy, soft, squishy. Buuut, with the rest of the characters I just made 'em plastic-y looking instead of cotton-y. :<

Tali's looking angry there. Hmm. Probably because Male!Shep is hitting on her. :/ "NOT ROMANCABLE?!" Lies.

SPAMMING THOSE WHITE DOT THINGS SHOULD BE A SIN. They're so much fun.

Wrex, Garrus, Tali, Geth Hopper (c) to Bioware Corp.
Portal Quote is from Portal, (c) to Valve Corp.
Aliumz - whoever it is that made this term, you make me giggle like a six year old girl talking about boy parts.
And art is by yours truly, ~jackthesimple.